Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
My inexplicable crush on Andy Samberg.
When the hell did my life took such a wrong direction.
He’s so hot I want him so bad.
I’m the kind of person who enjoys watching ice skating, but watches it like it’s a goddamned football game.
"HOLY CRAP! THAT WAS ONE BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKING FIGURE. I BET SHE’S GETTING AT LEAST A 68"
"WHAT THE FUCK, THAT WAS CLEARLY A FAULT, WHERE THE FUCK WHERE YOU WATCHING, JUDGES"
"WHAT, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? THAT WAS THE BEST GODDAMN TRIPLE I HAVE EVER WATCHED, WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT 63.9 COME FROM??? ARE THE JUDGES FUCKING BLIND???"
"ALL RIGHT THAT’S ALL, COME HERE, GERMAN JUDGE, COME HERE AND SHOW THAT SCORE STRAIGHT TO MY FACE"
Most of the time I don’t even know what I’m talking about.
If you are a tumblr user and used the word “literally”, you probably didn’t mean something actually “literal”.
Can’t believe I waited so long to start watching Sherlock.
There are just so many good reasons to love it.
1- John Watson
3- Sherlock Holmes
4- John Watson
5- Mycroft Holmes
6- Jim Moriarty, probably the weirdest cool-non-cool villain ever.
7- Irene Adler you smart sexy bitch.
8- Sexual tension in all directions, yay!
9- John Watson
10- Sherlock Holmes
11- Sherlock Holmes + John Watson.